omg okay so there’s this guy who’s been friends with my parents for a really long time and he lives in the west now but he’s been communicating with my mom and he like, flirts with her and he even once told her that he should’ve married her instead of his ex wife and now he’s on twitter and he started following me so I dmed him and told him not to start shit with my family because if he does, I’d return the favour. Anyway, he couldn’t dm back ‘cause I’m not following him so he CALLS OUR HOUSE AT 11 PM and I saw the BC area code on the caller ID so I tweeted about the creep calling and he saw my tweet so he called again with private number and like, it woke up my mom but she didn’t get to answer. So then he tweets at me saying he was gonna tell my parents everything and how he’s like super close with both my parents and that they’re like family and I was like lol whatever bro. You’re an awful friend to my father by flirting with his wife and I called him dumb ass for not knowing how time zones work and he was like I copy and pasted everything and I’m gonna show your mom.
FIRST OFF, BRO, YOU’RE LIKE 40 SOMETHING YEARS OLD. DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO TELL MY MOM ABOUT SHIT THAT YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH? YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME, TAKE IT UP WITH ME. I’M A LEGAL ADULT. WHAT’S MY MOM GONNA DO? AND SECOND, DON’T YOU DARE SAY MY FATHER IS YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN EVERY TIME YOU CALL, YOU ONLY WANT TO SPEAK TO MY MOM AND YOU NEVER ASK ABOUT MY DAD AND YOU MAKE ALL THESE SEXUAL COMMENTS TOWARDS MY MOM FUCK OFF. LEAVE US ALONE. MY FAMILY HAS TO DEAL WITH ENOUGH BULLSHIT WITHOUT YOU.
Am I wrong?
