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FAQs about Joel Kanitz

Okay so, I get A LOT of questions about Joel here and I’ve been told a few times to make an FAQ page so uhhh…here it is, I guess.

Does Joel have a middle name?
Indeed he does. It’s David.  

What is his zodiac sign?
He is a scorpio. 

Is it ‘Joel’ or ‘Jo-el’?


What is Joel’s religion?
He is (a?) Lutheran (which, in case you were unaware, is a Protestant branch of Christianity.)

What color are Joel’s eyes? 

They are green :3


What is Joel’s favorite color?


Does Joel have any siblings?
He’s got an older brother, Mark (who owns Kan Apparel) and a younger sister, Rebeccah (sp?). I’m not sure about their ages. I mean, I guess I could creep their facebooks but…that’d be creepy haha.  


How tall is Jo-el?

In all seriousness though, I do not know his exact height but he’s somewhere around 6 feet. 

Why is Joel so attractive? -emilyefff
According to Alex (Silverman) Joel was sculpted out of marble by Zeus himself!

Does Joel have any tattoos?
He does, as a matter of fact. Have a look for yourself.

Does Joel have stretched ears?
Yep! Not sure on the size but I think it’s 00g or something. Idk, I don’t know anything about gauges. 

If there’s anything else you’d like to know, feel free to ask me, or you can always go right to the source, Joel himself. 

Joel’s tumblr

Joel’s twitter

Joel’s facebook (like page)

Joel’s facebook (profile)

***The profile is an actual account which he used to add fans as friends, however, he reached facebook’s 5000 friend limit so he created a like page (you can still try to add him though. His friend count is always fluctuating so facebook might let your friend request go through.)

Ooooh, another question I get a lot that is Joel related but isn’t about Joel is if there are any other good “Joel blogs,” so here’s a short list.

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